Here’s What You Need To Do If You Want To Fuck For Free Tonight


Whether we like it or not, the internet is the new dancefloor. Instead of wooing your potential fuck partner in a dimly-lit club, it’s now much more advantageous to browse what’s on offer in your local area through social media sites and sex dating apps like

Truth be told, it’s a lot more convenient than having to strike up conversation with twenty different girls beneath blaring music, not to mention the fact you don’t even have to buy them drinks to do so.

However, the problem with apps is that you’re competing with every other guy in the area. It’s like being in a virtual nightclub, sure, but it’s also like being in the biggest nightclub in the world.

But with a few simple tricks, you can make yourself stand out from the crowd. It’s a sad-but-exploitable fact that a lot of guys out there don’t have a clue how to present themselves properly on a dating site. A lot of profiles are half-filled in with mundane rubbish that won’t impress a woman in a million years.

Follow these four steps to make sure you get yourself noticed on the sexual battlefield that is hookup apps.

Don’t give too much away

In your bio, make sure you give enough information about yourself for a potential fuck partner to get a feel for your personality, but don’t drone on for pages and pages. A minimum of one paragraph should suffice, with a maximum of three. Don’t go overboard on the details, but refrain from mentioning vague things like “movies, gym and going out”. Be a little specific, and try and mention a few unconventional things to separate you from the masses.

Choose a complimentary profile picture

There are two types of profile picture you need to avoid. Firstly, if your picture is of a close-up of your face, make sure you’re smiling. Secondly, always always always avoid the dreaded shirtless photo. No woman in the world wants to see your body, regardless of how much you might think so.

A good profile picture highlights your attributes. If you have a naturally good-looking face, make sure to show it. If you have a good figure – show it, but keep your clothes on. If you have a picture of you in a suit or doing something interesting (rock climbing, kayaking, etc) then use it. An interesting picture is infinitely more appealing than a basic one.

Always send personalized messages

A woman can detect a copy-paste message a mile off. If their name is in their profile, use it. Reference things they’ve mentioned so they know you’ve taken the time to read their bios – they’ll appreciate it a lot more than just being told that they’re beautiful.

Don’t be too eager

If there’s one major turn off for a woman, it’s desperation. Ladies don’t want a needy guy, they want one with confidence. When you do receive a reply from a potential fuck buddy (or if they message you first), don’t be too quick to respond. Give it ten, twenty, thirty minutes before replying to them. This will subtly let them know that you’re in no rush to get things going, and it will place them as the ‘chaser’ in the interaction. From that point, you can then easily woo her into the bedroom with effortless charm and confidence.

Top 7 Italian Foods

Regardless of what culture you come from, what your favorite food is, you have to admit that Italian food is DAMN good.

Italian culture is a culture that revolves around food, around the dinner table. Food is something that is taken very seriously. Food is something that is an artform, food is something that they pour their whole heart and soul into.

When it comes down to it Italian food is fantastic across the board. However, these foods are some of the most classics of the Italian food and have the potential to be the best (if done right).

1. Classic Meatballs

There is something to be said about a perfect meatball.

The structural integrity of a meatball is difficult to achieve. You have to have the right amount of meat, breadcrumbs, and egg for it to all hold together. However, if you work that meat too hard your balls are gonna be tough so it’s crucial to figure out that perfect equilibrium without moving the meat around too much.

It’s one thing if it all holds together, however, if your meatball doesn’t have the right amount of seasoning what’s the point of the meatball?

Ask your mother how she seasons it, she’ll know the perfect amount of spices. Odds are that there is no recipe, it’s all about how it feels.

2. Sauce

Now a good sauce is just as amazing as a good meatball. A good red sauce is the base, the heart of a meatball.

Again, just like a meatball the seasoning is easily the most important factor. However, it is very unlikely that you will have a recipe.

3. Lasagna

Lasagna is actual heaven. It is the perfect marriage of pasta, cheese, meat, and sauce. Biting into a well-done lasagna might be the next best thing to heaven.

4. Pizza Napoletana

When it comes to the debate over pizza, Chicago, and even New York are almost irrelevant when in comparison to Napoletana.

Pizza ought to be treated like a pastry. The most important thing is the bread, everything else is just a topping. When it comes to this kind of pizza the bread is certainly the star.

More often than not, tomato sauce (with nothing added) is used as the base. And it is topped with basil and mozzarella. That’s it. Nothing else. Just the basics.

And these basics – when well executed – come together to create the most perfect pizza experience that makes Chicago pale in comparison.

5. Eggplant Parm

Now, if the Italians can do something right it’s certainly meat. But the Italians have also mastered the original heavenly vegetarian dish.

Breaded eggplant smothered in that aforementioned perfect red sauce is a truly life changing experience.

6. Gelato

Gelato is ice cream’s, richer, thicker, Italian cousin. Enough said.

7. Tiramisu

This dessert is boozy and delicious. Lady fingers soaked in rum and coffee layered with mascarpone and topped with finely ground espresso: perfection.

If you want to experience Italian dessert in a pastry, I would highly recommend you plunge a spoon into Tiramisu.

Check out the video below for more on the best Italian food!