Here’s What You Need To Do If You Want To Fuck For Free Tonight


Whether we like it or not, the internet is the new dancefloor. Instead of wooing your potential fuck partner in a dimly-lit club, it’s now much more advantageous to browse what’s on offer in your local area through social media sites and sex dating apps like

Truth be told, it’s a lot more convenient than having to strike up conversation with twenty different girls beneath blaring music, not to mention the fact you don’t even have to buy them drinks to do so.

However, the problem with apps is that you’re competing with every other guy in the area. It’s like being in a virtual nightclub, sure, but it’s also like being in the biggest nightclub in the world.

But with a few simple tricks, you can make yourself stand out from the crowd. It’s a sad-but-exploitable fact that a lot of guys out there don’t have a clue how to present themselves properly on a dating site. A lot of profiles are half-filled in with mundane rubbish that won’t impress a woman in a million years.

Follow these four steps to make sure you get yourself noticed on the sexual battlefield that is hookup apps.

Don’t give too much away

In your bio, make sure you give enough information about yourself for a potential fuck partner to get a feel for your personality, but don’t drone on for pages and pages. A minimum of one paragraph should suffice, with a maximum of three. Don’t go overboard on the details, but refrain from mentioning vague things like “movies, gym and going out”. Be a little specific, and try and mention a few unconventional things to separate you from the masses.

Choose a complimentary profile picture

There are two types of profile picture you need to avoid. Firstly, if your picture is of a close-up of your face, make sure you’re smiling. Secondly, always always always avoid the dreaded shirtless photo. No woman in the world wants to see your body, regardless of how much you might think so.

A good profile picture highlights your attributes. If you have a naturally good-looking face, make sure to show it. If you have a good figure – show it, but keep your clothes on. If you have a picture of you in a suit or doing something interesting (rock climbing, kayaking, etc) then use it. An interesting picture is infinitely more appealing than a basic one.

Always send personalized messages

A woman can detect a copy-paste message a mile off. If their name is in their profile, use it. Reference things they’ve mentioned so they know you’ve taken the time to read their bios – they’ll appreciate it a lot more than just being told that they’re beautiful.

Don’t be too eager

If there’s one major turn off for a woman, it’s desperation. Ladies don’t want a needy guy, they want one with confidence. When you do receive a reply from a potential fuck buddy (or if they message you first), don’t be too quick to respond. Give it ten, twenty, thirty minutes before replying to them. This will subtly let them know that you’re in no rush to get things going, and it will place them as the ‘chaser’ in the interaction. From that point, you can then easily woo her into the bedroom with effortless charm and confidence.